She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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