Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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