I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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