Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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