do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Randomize
