My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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