Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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