It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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