what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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