Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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