hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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