Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Reggie can tackle my bush.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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