he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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