I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
that's an acceptable place to lick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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