I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
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