so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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