So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Randomize
