What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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