I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You were trust falling into bushes
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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