I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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