Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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