ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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