you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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