just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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