So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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