I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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