Soap is not a condiment
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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