"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
whose parrot is this?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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