As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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