i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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