So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I love having hate sex.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I want her autograph on my taint
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
third nipple confirmed
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
the raccoons are back...
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