Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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