Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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