that's an acceptable place to lick
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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