I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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