U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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