we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
