why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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