Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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