My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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