worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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