I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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