How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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