She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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