I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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