he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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