so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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