I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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