NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you win again, gameday.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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