it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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